Hold on to your incandescent light bulbs! By 2012, all 100-watt “traditional” light bulbs will be phased out, and by 2014 all 60-watters must be kaput. The replacements will be the more energy-efficient and “eco-friendly” compact fluorescent light bulbs, currently at a store near you.

I put the words “eco-friendly” in sardonic quotations because of a recent incident in my own house. While I was away, my wife called informing me that one of our cats, Ivan, had knocked over our lamp. This nefarious and rambunctious act not only broke the glass shade surrounding the bulb, but the bulb itself. I asked her what kind of bulb it was, to which she responded that it was a new, environmentally conscious, energy saving, animal-and-nature-friendly, anti-global warming, stick-it-to-the-coal-company enabling, compact fluorescent bulb! (My words, not hers.)
Herein lies the problem: while these bulbs last about 3 years—according to the American Council for an Energy Efficient Economy (ACEEE)—they are infinitely more dangerous than a traditional bulb. As anyone who has broken a light bulb knows, all you must do is get a broom, watch your feet, sweep and throw away; repeat as necessary. However, this is NOT the case for the CFLs. The instructions for proper disposal on the Environmental Protection Agency’s website are atrociously complicated, not to mention potentially hazardous.
According to the EPA, here is the proper method of cleaning this “improved” technology in luminescence:
Step 1: Air out the room. Shut off the air conditioning or heater, Open all windows, and evacuate all pets and people. Don’t let ANYONE walk through the area on their way out.
Step 2: Clean-up. After leaving the house for at least 15 minutes, scoop up glass pieces and powder using cardboard and place the fragments in a hermetically sealed container (just pick them up if it is broken on a carpeted surface…). Use duct tape to pick up the remaining fine pieces. Wipe the affected areas with paper towels, and place them in the same hermetically sealed container. If any clothing, bedding has come in contact with the powder from the bulb, dispose of it in the prescribed manner (step 3). You may keep the clothes you wore to clean it up, provided you were careful enough not to make contact with the affected area. (It does not say if you must buy a new carpet; however, one can infer that it would be a good idea.)
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